A Whole New Ward LDS Parody Song

Sing to the Tune of A Whole New World

I Can show you the ward
Single, sad, single
Tell me, sister, now when did you last let the spirit decide (o have a date?)
I can open your eyes
Take you date by date
Dave & Busters , and movies
In my vintage pinto
A whole new ward
A new batch of RMs (or elders)
No one to tell me no
Or where to go
Or say I must be dreaming
A whole new ward
A bunch of girls I never dated
But now from way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new ward with you
Now I'm in a whole new ward with you
Unbelievable FHEs
Indescribable dances
Soaring, tumbling, jazzercising (maybe swing in their)
Through a crowded cultural hall
A whole new ward
Don't you dare call me later
A hundred thousand girls to meet
Hold your breath it gets better
I'm like a Rm
I've been back so long
I can't go back to where I served a mission
A whole new ward
(Every Sunday a surprise)
With new girls to pursue
(Every class red-letter)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's no time to spare
Let me share this whole new ward with you
A whole new ward
That's where we'll meet
A thrilling chase
A wondrous date
For you and me

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